What my facialist said yesterday:
“This is an anti-wrinkle serum for mature skin that I’m applying now. It’s a natural fruit acid, entirely organic, made with naseberry, raspberry extract, crushed ivy, calendula, and vitamin E. Naseberry is a natural anti-oxidant since it’s packed with vitamin C, which is in your body anyway. So it essentially works with your body’s own stores to help combat free radicals and counter the aging process.”
What I heard:
“This is an anti-wrinkle serum for mature skin blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you old biddy.”
