There’s A New Pick-Up Line In Town

8.25.2006

Nate: “So, what are you doing for the next two minutes?”

30 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

neva August 25, 2006 at 2:10 pm: that Nate’s one sweet talker. and you are one lucky girl. xox

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Jessica August 25, 2006 at 2:24 pm: LOL! At least he’s honest! Last night after my husband pulled me out of the shower for some “attention,” I went back to the shower and mumbled to myself, “why did I even turn the shower off?” Unfortunatly he was standing right behind me looking rather pouty. Not my fault stud!

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sweetney August 25, 2006 at 2:34 pm: now THAT’S romance!

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NursePam August 25, 2006 at 2:41 pm: I love it! There’s a guy who has his priorities in order and his life on track ;^)

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metro mama August 25, 2006 at 2:41 pm: Look on the bright side–more time for blogging!

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Finelly August 25, 2006 at 2:54 pm: lol!! Sad, but true for most men.fortunately i didn’t get “most men”!

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ms blue August 25, 2006 at 3:44 pm: Shall we call him Speedy Gonzales?

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Erin M August 25, 2006 at 4:26 pm: sigh i wish the hubster could master the art of the quicky

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Piece of Work August 25, 2006 at 4:43 pm: Hey, I’m all for efficiency!

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Mother August 25, 2006 at 5:01 pm: I got -You want to go have some morning lovin?He just out of the shower and my daughter sitting in the room next to us.eh. I’ll pass there stud muffin.

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Whirlwind August 25, 2006 at 5:21 pm: LMAO. That sounds just like my husband on occasion.

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Diana August 25, 2006 at 5:31 pm: *swoon*LOL!

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mamatulip August 25, 2006 at 5:47 pm: *snort*I like that almost as much as Dave’s classic: “You look hot, babe. Why don’t I check your temperature with my dick thermometer?”

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mothergoosemouse August 25, 2006 at 5:49 pm: Yeah, the dick thermometer line still cracks me up like nothing else.I’d actually be inclined to take an offer of in and out in two minutes – literally.

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ster August 25, 2006 at 5:55 pm: smoooooooooth

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Damselfly August 25, 2006 at 7:50 pm: In the pregnant state I’m in now, this line might actually work on me. Except it would take me two minutes just to, um, assume a position.

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madge August 25, 2006 at 8:55 pm: That’s hot.(Though probably quite effective. That’s usually how long it takes me to re-think a positive answer.)

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Cristina August 25, 2006 at 9:26 pm: Classic!

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Chicky Chicky Baby August 25, 2006 at 10:00 pm: Wow, you’re one lucky lady. I never get lines like that.Usually it’s “What are you doing for the next 30 seconds.”Oooh, he’d kill me if he knew i said that.

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Dawn August 25, 2006 at 11:46 pm: “Take off your clothes, Emily’s asleep” is the one I best respond too…

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Jen R. August 26, 2006 at 1:15 am: You get two minutes? Dang..I didn’t know what I was missing! ::Thinking:: Maybe he could douse it in benzocaine?

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PunditMom August 26, 2006 at 1:50 am: Now that’s what I call romance! http://punditmom1.blogspot.com

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Elizabeth August 26, 2006 at 2:58 am: Sweeet. I get “Could you help me out with something for a minute?” Usually on Saturday morning when I’ve just started vacuuming or something.

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Mazenbloo August 26, 2006 at 4:03 am: Wow. I bet you just swooned on that one didn’t you? I know I would. ROFL Men!

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Nila August 26, 2006 at 5:51 am: It looks like you too have a 2 minute wonder on your hands. Could be worse, I suppose.

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The Domesticator August 26, 2006 at 12:05 pm: HA! That is great…I guess it’s better than one minute….

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PunditMom August 26, 2006 at 9:20 pm: Ahhhh …. romance is still alive!http://punditmom1.blogspot.com

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Dana August 26, 2006 at 10:36 pm: -chokes with laughter-Oh my, my, my, my, my, my!

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Catherine August 27, 2006 at 3:44 am: I love a man who’s honest.

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Mary Tsao August 27, 2006 at 11:27 pm: Oh, honey, I’m sorry. I get that one a lot, too. Also: I promise, you won’t feel a thing.Sigh.

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