Situations in recent weeks that have made me teary, if not prompting me to sob uncontrollably (and don’t even get me started on the wedding that I just attended):
-The bagel guy telling me he was all out of salt bagels
-Spilt milk
-A birth control commercial
-The fall foliage in New England this weekend
-The Lyrics to Bowie’s Space Oddity
-My thighs
-A very pretty rock
-Nate’s suggestion that we watch UHF instead of Walk the Line
-The scene in The Benchwarmers when the bullies hold the nerdy kid down and let another kid fart on his face. (Yes, that Benchwarmers. Don’t ask.)
-My grandmother’s voice
-Any mention of Iraq
-The theme song to “Taxi”
-A song that I thought was the theme song to “Taxi” but turned out to be muzac
-Finding a single hair growing in a place that most women would not like to find a hair growing
-A bank commercial
-The sunset
-Madonna’s adoption woes
-Driving past an empty playground in the rain
-A tire commercial
-A mean telemarketer
-”Mama!”
-A really ugly potato
-America’s Funniest Home Videos
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When I was pregnant with my 3rd, my husband took my Jeep to get new tires (they still had the original tires from the dealer on them, which apparently were too small in a man’s eye.).When he got back, he told me that he had gotten bigger tires that made the Jeep “look better”.I immediately BURST into tears, crying, “You think my Jeep is ugly???” rofl!Pregnancy hormones also made me hug my MIL once!Hormones…they’re a bitch!
aww, I ‘m late commenting, but I hope you feel better in Hormone Warzone…I loves me a bit of Man Ray in my Day…