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Last Night’s Pregnancy Sex Dream Guest Star Was…

11.10.2006

Danny Bonaduce!

I will say, he wasn’t half bad. Although he did try to inject me with steroids afterwards, which was kind of scary, what with me being pregnant and all.

68 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

Kate November 10, 2006 at 2:08 pm

And did he extinguish his cigarette on his tongue as his magic trick for you? Danny Bonaduce definitely tops all prego sex dreams I’ve heard before.

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Mir November 10, 2006 at 2:08 pm

I’m… sorry?

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heather November 10, 2006 at 2:15 pm

Oh, I am due two days before you and I am having these every night. Up until last night, they have all featured my husband. Last night though, it was Jim from The Office.

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Girl con Queso November 10, 2006 at 2:17 pm

Wow. That’s rough. Maybe one of the worse pregnancy side effects I’ve ever heard of.

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Amber November 10, 2006 at 2:22 pm

Yeah, but with a sexy cut-off shirt like that, who could resist?…

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mrs. Q November 10, 2006 at 2:23 pm

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW… Damn those hormones.I had a threesome the other night. Two hot guys and me. Go figure. I don’t have the heart to tell the hubby about it, since he can’t figure out why morning sickness hits me at night, too. Poor guy.

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MetroDad November 10, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Not the Dooch! Oh man, I met in L.A. once. He is a truly weird dude. I wouldn’t put that whole injecting steroids thing past him.

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LOD November 10, 2006 at 2:50 pm

Well, at least he’s a doctor. That’ll play well with the parents when you bring him home.

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ster November 10, 2006 at 3:07 pm

gross gross gross. what are you going to do when you run into him in LA?!?! LOL

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ster November 10, 2006 at 3:08 pm

ps- it’s MUCH better and way hotter when you dream about making out with meeeeeeeeee

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Glennia November 10, 2006 at 3:28 pm

I’m feeling sympathetic nausea for you now. Oy.

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Much More Than A Mom November 10, 2006 at 3:31 pm

Oh my. I’m speechless.

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CroutonBoy November 10, 2006 at 3:38 pm

Granted, I’m not the target audience for Bonaduce sex, but I’d consider psychiatric care after that dream. Sincerely,Croutonboy – TaShoDa(UsSo)Mo dropout

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K November 10, 2006 at 3:58 pm

I’m not sure what’s scarier — my post today – or this.Particularly the crop top.

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Chicky Chicky Baby November 10, 2006 at 4:00 pm

Eew, eew, eeewwwww.

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PunditMom November 10, 2006 at 4:03 pm

I second the EEEEWWWW! If David Cassidy or Susan Dey crop up in your dreams in the next few days, maybe you’re just channeling The Partridge Family!

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Emery Jo November 10, 2006 at 4:19 pm

It could have been worse.Right, guys? …. right?*crickets**a lone tumbleweed rolls by*

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NG November 10, 2006 at 4:25 pm

Did anyone see him get murdered on CSI a few weeks ago? It was the best acting I’ve ever seen him do.

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happypix November 10, 2006 at 4:52 pm

Ewwww!!!Danny Partridge! EWWWWW!

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gingajoy November 10, 2006 at 5:47 pm

what woman can resist a crop top like that? it takes a real man to feel secure in such a garment. and a redhead, of course.

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nonlineargirl November 10, 2006 at 5:49 pm

Eeeewwghh. You are a brave, brave woman to admit these things.

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Stacy November 10, 2006 at 6:11 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Those pregnancy hormones are making you crazy lady. Maybe there was no one else around in your dream? You have to have sex with someone after all!

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Stacy November 10, 2006 at 6:11 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Was there no one else around in your dream to have sex with? If so, I can understand your desperation. You have to have sex with someone after all.

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Jen November 10, 2006 at 6:16 pm

Ummmm……weeeeellll……..hmmmmmmm…….Sorry, no words for this one!

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CrankMama November 10, 2006 at 6:25 pm

Nice halvsie shirt, Danny. I used to dream about Bill Clinton…Pregnancy dreams are hilarious…

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mamatulip November 10, 2006 at 6:35 pm

*snort*My Pregnancy Sex Dream Guest Star with Julia was Danny DeVito.Yeah. Hott.

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Dana November 10, 2006 at 6:37 pm

Whoa….that’s kind of…odd. But it was a dream, so at least you had no control over it.I’ve always found David Cassidy to be hot. I’m weird like that.

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andi November 10, 2006 at 6:51 pm

Eek! Whenever someone like that enters into my scary pregnancy sex dreams, I feel so dirty when I wake up. I know that’s stupid – I mean, it’s not like I had any choice. But still, can’t shake that feeling of shame.

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Stephanie A. November 10, 2006 at 7:52 pm

Words cannot describe the look on my face right now. That might be worse than the sciatic nerve issues I had during my pregnancy.

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Baby in Broad November 10, 2006 at 7:53 pm

Whoa…just whoa. Say what you will about Danny, but I’m actually more creeped out by the steroids part.

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Melissa November 10, 2006 at 7:53 pm

Ewwwww, girl you really need to watch some TV with hot guys before you go to bed. The steriod injection is probably right on for him.

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carrie November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

I am so, so sorry. Hope the next one is better!Carrie

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Damselfly November 10, 2006 at 8:30 pm

Um. To me, that would be a nightmare, not merely a dream.=:+[]

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Chase November 10, 2006 at 9:05 pm

Of the two injections Danny Bonaduce gave you last night, I’d have to say I’d be more scared of the first one. *twitch twitch*

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Sandra November 10, 2006 at 9:15 pm

At least he wasn’t half bad. But I have to sha I am shuddering over here.

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Ericka November 10, 2006 at 9:38 pm

i’ll match the ‘ewwww’ and raise you an ‘ugh.’ WTH? is this normal? i’m so sorry! well, unless you had fun, then hey, whatever floats your boat.

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GIRL'S GONE CHILD November 10, 2006 at 9:59 pm

I bet he DID inject you, girrrrrrrl.P.S. Your sex-slave works out at my gym. You should see him do his squats in the stretch room. So hot.(P.S. That was me above.)

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PDX Mama November 10, 2006 at 10:27 pm

That is just WRONG. I cannot stand him, but yet, I cannot stop watching that friggin’ show.

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Jess Riley November 10, 2006 at 10:34 pm

Was he wearing the stethoscope in your dream? And the middy T-shirt? (I’m mildly jealous of heather, who dreamed about Jim from The Office.)

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Bobbie Sue November 10, 2006 at 11:07 pm

Oh, my! Did you have some pet names for him that you wispered in his ear? Like…”Come here, you little Duce! Show Mama that little Bon-Bon!!”Was it little? Maybe I’m just assuming!Hee-hee!

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Fairly Odd Mother November 11, 2006 at 12:09 am

OH. You poor thing. Was he wearing that half-shirt too?

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kittenpie November 11, 2006 at 12:30 am

Ooooh, that’s bad. It’s the weirdest thing – I’m not even preggy and in the last couple of months I have woken up mid-sex-dream AND MID-ORGASM!!! It’s like a girl-version of a wet dream or something. You’d think I was 13…

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kgirl November 11, 2006 at 3:27 am

oh, gross.

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Tater and Tot November 11, 2006 at 3:58 am

Okay, from now on, you are only allowed to watch Grey’s Anatomy on Thursday nights. Got it? Let’s work hard for a little McDreamy action, okay?

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Lisa November 11, 2006 at 5:17 am

Eeeek! WIth having dreams about dudes like that? That would be enough birth control for like 5 years!

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Her Bad Mother November 11, 2006 at 10:46 pm

You were laughing your ASS OFF when you found that picture and uploaded it, weren’t you?Made the dream all worthwhile, dinnit?

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wordgirl November 12, 2006 at 1:02 am

He’s funny that way…with the steroids and all. Be glad he didn’t try to sing, “I Think I Love You” to your belly.

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tracey clark November 12, 2006 at 1:08 am

Classic. I just caught a rerun of the Partridge Family last night. You didn’t by chance catch the same show?

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Cristina November 12, 2006 at 3:56 am

Oh boy. Well, I’d say that would be more of a nightmare than a dream!

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Suburban Turmoil November 12, 2006 at 3:57 am

I only hope he was wearing that shirt when it happened. Because that is H-O-T. And I guess he listened to the baby’s heartbeat afterward with that stethoscope.

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