…or similarly, one 2 year-old with nascent small motor skills sat down with a pen and paper, what are the scientific odds that she’d create this:
If 1 Million Monkeys Sat Down At Typewriters…
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You’re naughty. Or am I totally reading into this wrong?Steph
I see a 1989 Toyota Camry. Why, what do *you* see in that picture?
Holy phallic Rorscach, Batman! WAY cool.
Ok, that made me laugh like a man it was so deep. It kinda scared me.But, MAN, that’s funny!
I see something naughty, too. But my maturity’s pretty nascent, too.
amazingly uncircumsized. and totally almost proportionate.got any good art preschools in your neighborhood?
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Oh ok, NOW I see it.Man, I am just so slow, I mean, innocent.
alternatively it could be Florida. you know, the state of Hanging Chad
Bwahahaha! Smart cookie. Maybe she’s trying to tell you something, no?
Baaaahaaaaaa!You’ve got to keep that pink dildo away from the kiddos.
Hmmmm…tell Nate I’m impressed, but next time he might want to just put out a bowl of fruit for her to draw.
Very impressive. Maybe a career in Davidian sculpting is up her alley.
The comments are hilarious.I thought she spelled IV.HEH.
Oh. Oh my. Oh my word.
I had to turn my laptop over, but I finally see it. Impressive.
It took me a second of looking, but I just about lost my coke out my nose when I caught it! Too funny! This should be saved for your inapproriate baby book!
If your next post contains a shaky depiction of a vagina, I’m going to be concerned.
Wow, kids on the east coast DO get a better education.
I laughed for a long time, and then I had to show my husband. He cocked his head to the side and said “Wow. That’s really…ummm…accurate. Wow.” And burst into fits of laughter.Thalia’s got skillz.
And I thought my two year old was a genius because she started drawing the letter S this week, but she is clearly way behind the curve.
Kyla:Heh. Hehheh. You said “cocked.”
Yes, it’s a lovely Florida, with a slightly misshapen panhandle…oh wait.Yeah. Pretty lifelike drawing there.
Looks like a mitten to me, but what do I know? *heh*
the kid rocks.
Hahahaha. I sure did. *lol*
Maybe she’s been playing in your bedside table?
A future Mapplethorpe?
LOL!
Um. That’s a hand, right?
It’s Sweden and Norway in a mirror, right?
It makes me wonder what she’s seeing around the house…
erm, perhaps she wants to visit Nova Scotia?or perhaps she’s been watching daddy shower. one or the other, definitely.
I thought for sure it was a cursive F U! bwahahaha
Well, at least she’s already got a good sense of proportion…
is it bad that turns me on…in my defense i’m pregnant, everything turns me on
I’m not a drama queen, I assure you. This IS funny as everyone says, however, I am a bit concerned. My partner is a Children’s Social Worker and she deals with children who are sexually abused among many other horrible things. Please don’t misunderstand. I’m only saying that this is inappropriate for a child her age, despite the fact that it’s funny. How does she know what a penis looks like?? Something to think about.
Lucy’s Mom-I don’t think she actually meant to draw a penis. Kids just draw. Lord knows my kids have drawn some strange looking things. I wouldn’t really put a whole lot into what a 2 year old draws. They really don’t have enough hand coordination to draw something like that on purpose.
Yeah, Lucy’s Mom– most two-year-olds don’t have enough fine motor control yet to actually create accurate representative drawings. They do, however, like to scribble a lot. If Thalia were one of the rare exceptions who do have the control to draw well at this age, she would also be able to draw other things, like cars or dogs or ice cream cones. I am fairly certain this is an accident.A HILARIOUS accident. (Does the fact that it took me a full minute to see it mean I am not getting enough action?)
Does the fact that I saw it right away make me dirty minded? *blush* LMAO!
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Looking slightly turgid, slightly flaccid. (And I thank you for the opportunity to use both of those words in a sentence. It was fun!)
Got to keep the art teacher on her toes (or in this case, mommy). Her grasp of still life is amazing.
(Oh my, the blog police, lol)Anyway, it was a 2 year old’s scribble. It’s us that’s twisted.And I’ve always thought Florida was a bit phallic.I remember when my son was eight and he brought me a magazine he said had porn in it. It was a National Geographic!!
Hmm…uncircumcized? I thought you guys were Jewish.
WonderBaby would like to bid on that work. It’s a near-perfect portrait of Toadstool, the Phallic Lovey. What should we open at? Two cookies and an Elmo sticker?
LOL. What an arteest!
the hanging chad florida comment! fuckin’ hilarious. i can’t stop laughing.your kid is a total rockstar. i couldn’t have drawn that better myself!
You HAVE to frame that…!
Sweet jesus! the little girl wonder drew a voel!
Good on her..A
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