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Mom101 Reader Appreciation Day

9.14.2007

And this is why bloggers are cool:

You talk me down when I’m having a cruel day.
(Post script: I’m sensing that perhaps the freak-out, dire emergency, oh my God you must get home now now NOW call was more a factor of Nate’s anxiety at being left alone with Sage than any real misery on Sage’s part. She is fine. Nate might have to be hurt though.)

You flood me with kind birthday wishes and say way nice things about my Grandma.

You forgive me for not having reciprocated for the past week while I’ve been stuck with no internet connection and no time to read blogs, what with the job and the kid and the travel and the job and the other kid and the job.

You send me emails that make me make me think, make me smile, make me feel I’m not alone, make me laugh–especially the one I got from Jenny from mamadrama (edited to add: also The Bloggess) this week:

The whole time I was at blogher I kept thinking “God, she looks
like some famous movie star but I just can’t place who. Who does she look like?!” Then finally on the flight home it came to me…you look just like Isabella Soprano, the adult film actress… I swear to God this is a compliment. Don’t hate me.

And then she sent me this:

Jenny, I don’t hate you. I love you. I’ve never been so pleased to be called a whore. In fact, I want to perform fellatio on you right now and film it.

Reader appreciation day indeed.

33 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

Kyla September 14, 2007 at 8:57 pm

Jenny is the best. LOL.Glad things are looking up.

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PunditMom September 14, 2007 at 8:57 pm

Wow, you sure do know how to reward! ;)

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Jenn September 14, 2007 at 9:16 pm

You are hilarious! A lot of bloggers just say thanks or maybe do some sort of give away. Your rewards are definitely the best I’ve seen around!

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Lara September 14, 2007 at 9:18 pm

wow, you do look like her.you would have appreciated me more if i’d gotten off my bum to send you your birthday present: i hand-made you a special eye-safety protector to put on the unicorn’s horn to prevent injuries during any and all crazy birthday celebrations. but then i was all, “that would be a lot of work,” and then i got distracted by something on TV, and then i was all, “i’m hungry,” and i went and found food. so no unicorn protection for you.but damn – wouldn’t that have been the best present EVER?

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Mir September 14, 2007 at 9:25 pm

You know, I’m not one for porn as a general rule, but THAT is a video I’d like to see. ;)

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Mom101 September 14, 2007 at 9:25 pm

Lara – yes. EVER.

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Phoenix September 14, 2007 at 10:42 pm

Oh shit that’s funny. But watch out for that Jenny, she’s got like 90 communicable diseases right now. :) I’m glad Sage is all right.

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Kimberly September 14, 2007 at 10:52 pm

um…did you just imply that Jenny looks like a guy? (www.parentingwithoutalicense–I’m not really a blogwhore, but stupid blogger won’t accept my url. And it’s new! And pretty! You should visit! ahem)

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ster September 14, 2007 at 11:28 pm

always remember who called you a WHORE first. oh yes, it was i!

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Kathy from NJ September 14, 2007 at 11:56 pm

Nate is such a wonderful father. He deserves a pass on recent event. Also, Adiri makes a bottle that looks & feels like a breast.

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clickmom September 15, 2007 at 12:29 am

Wow, I wan tto be caled a whore. I need more blogger friends.

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clickmom September 15, 2007 at 12:31 am

Also, I have to stop pretending to listen to my kid talk about Harry Potter while secretly mis-spelling not so witty at all comments.

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Jill Urbane, The Mentor Mom September 15, 2007 at 1:04 am

There is an uncanny resemblance! Just once I’d like someone to say “hey, you look like that one porn star” instead of “wow, you remind me of Alice from the Brady Bunch.”

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Lawyer Mama September 15, 2007 at 1:54 am

You really do know how to reward, don’t you? LOL!Jenny always makes me smile, but she’s right – you are pretty damn hot!

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Her Bad Mother September 15, 2007 at 1:54 am

Are fellation and cunnilingus the same thing? And how do *I* get some?

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mothergoosemouse September 15, 2007 at 1:56 am

I’m puzzled as to how Jenny knows her adult film actresses so well. I sense a story there. Maybe even a film.

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crazymumma September 15, 2007 at 2:00 am

Oh. I just got it. ADULT film actress. oh. my.You know. That is a good compliment…

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Mom101 September 15, 2007 at 2:13 am

Jennster – never forgot it, never will. Her bad mother: Nope, different. Do you have a penis? If so, let me know and we’ll schedule a date.

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laurie September 15, 2007 at 2:17 am

that is <>so<> jenny. i remember when i ran into her at that strip club. she knew <>*everyone.*<>

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Motherhood Uncensored September 15, 2007 at 3:11 am

I’d pay money to have someone tell me I look like a porn star.Sad thing, I probably do, but it ain’t no Isabella Soprano.Try Tony.

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Chase September 15, 2007 at 3:46 am

Maybe I should call my fiance a whore tonight.I’m just sayin.

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Mom101 September 15, 2007 at 12:29 pm

MU = Oh Kristen, you could pass for a Ba-da-bing dancer any old time.

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mamatulip September 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm

I see the resemblance.

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Magpie September 15, 2007 at 3:18 pm

Snort.

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Buffy September 15, 2007 at 11:02 pm

I’m snorting right along with magpie.

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motherbumper September 16, 2007 at 1:16 am

I wanna know how Jenny knew the exact name of said porn actress (which OMG looks like you) – I mean we’ve all seen porn but to know names of stars makes me stop and think twice.And Happy Belated Birthday (and I raise a glass in praise of younger men – got me a similar one myself). Three cheers!

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Overwhelmed! September 16, 2007 at 8:06 am

How come I’ve never been told I look like a porn star? Could it be because I’m only an A cup?!

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mcewen September 16, 2007 at 5:40 pm

E gad! Now there’s something you don’t come across very often.Cheers

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Redsy September 16, 2007 at 6:17 pm

and i’d gladly watch….you *do* look like her, pretty girl

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Jenny September 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm

You have no idea how tense those hours were from the time I sent that email until the time you told me that you didn’t want to punch me.You just never knoe nowadays how people are going to react when you say they look like a (cute) whore.

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Julie Pippert September 17, 2007 at 4:25 pm

Wow…that Jenny sure has an eye for detail! She’s so…right (and I can say that without fear, right).Your husband…his reaction was…? Thrilled?That Jenny also has an eye for err impressive filmology knowledge.Glad you got some good warm fuzzies…and way to give back!Julie< HREF="http://theartfulflower.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Using My Words<>

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Mom O Matic September 18, 2007 at 2:47 am

That’s awesome. Deb from IObsess told me she wanted to put clogs on me. I wish somebody had called me a whore.

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carrie September 18, 2007 at 5:43 am

Just as long as you don’t start working at The Bunny Ranch, it’s okay!Gotta love HBO!

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