Give me your best caption for this photo I found on Nate’s computer today–I know you have a good one in mind–and I’ll donate $50 in your name to Daring Young Mom’s admirable volunteer efforts to help the good folks of Washington State. Otherwise Nate’s utter and complete disregard for any dignity that our poor little Emily might have left had will be for naught.
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Meanwhile, thank you so much for the wonderful questions for the Toy Industry Association – the ones posted and the ones emailed to me. I’m so glad to see so many thoughtful, concerned parents who have more to say than just “Arggghhhhhh!”
Hopefully answers will be posted within the week.
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Oh, and if this is true, it’s awesome. Maybe Nate will get Trump at his table when he goes back to waiting tables next week.
36 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one
Who’s Playin Jumanji????
Geez, I HATE playing dodge ball with these guys. They ALWAYS get me.Amy aka Kvetch, who for some reason cannot leave a normal comment.
Don’t move a muscle. We got’cha surrounded!!
The intervention once again fails to move Emily into giving up what has become a 14 a day Schmacko habit.
“Well let me tell you. Being ‘real’ is fine and dandy…until you barf on the bed. Then the humans get all crazy. The Skin Horse never mentioned that part.”
Noah felt defeated. He had been told to take the animals two by two, but species after species his efforts were thwarted. To calm his nerves, he decided to take a nap.http://www.procrastamom.wordpress.com
“No, it is NOT story time. It is NAP time.”
“Tomorrow I’m changing my name to NoEL!”Carol
Thalia and Sage spent the entire day running wild at the zoo, and all I got were these damn figurines.
Gulliver’s Travels Gone Dogor“Isn’t Gulliver supposed to be a dude not a dog?”“Yeah, but we’re so not Liliputians so what’s the difference. Tie her down.”
And the standoff continues as both parties refuse to compromise couch real estate.
You’re going to pay for this, think unexpected “presents” in surprising places.(unlurking temporarily to post)
“I can haz gigantism?”“Dogzilla must haz ur plastic?”“Stop looking at me! Stop it!”“I always lose the staring contests…”
Owl: Alright, who put that DRINK ME bottle where the dog could reach it? This isn’t Emily In Wonderland, people. Pig, go find mushrooms, STAT!
Tired of being used as chew toys, the plastic zoo residents decided to surround the beast…
At least I have my dignity.
I see motherhood uncensored went the Gulliver route, but I’m going to add mine anyway.“Meanwhile, Gulliver’s dog discovered that the Liliputian’s pets included a variety of animals.
You might as well come out; we have you surrounded.
Yo, white tiger. You’re lucky I’m worn out, or else your endangered ass would be my breakfast.
…and I for one welcome our plastic animal overlords…
“Ever since that lead-paint-from-China scare, chewing toys just doesn’t seem as appealing as it once did.”
No point in staring, if you were real, you would have wrinkles as well.
Procrastimom and I were thinking alike on this one, but I’ll do mine anyway:“I thought they boarded two by two…”
You there with the camera? You REALLY need to get a job.
They’d better hope none of them falls into a well…they are so dead.orVery funny. But not as funny as “Guess where I took a dump.”
Others already covered it, but…“Now I know how Gulliver felt.”
“Listen up…in the wild you all have me trumped, here, this is my domaine…I’m the king pin!”Love it!
“I should have stopped at that second martini.”OR“Are you guys as stoned as I am?”
Expend 1 to reroll dwarven spell damage.
WEZ IN UR PRECONCEIVED NOSHUNS ‘BOUT TOY SAFETY, FUXIN DEM UP.
HA!I vote for zellmer’s “Are you guys as stoned as I am?”TOO funny.
The “Animal Pride” entry was scrapped from the parade after their balloon deflated.
What are the odds that she tastes like chicken?
Soon, it became clear the zookeeper had a favorite at mealtimes.
“Fucking Humans.”
OH, my gosh. Your dog is so ridiculously cute that I can barely stand it. That's not a caption, that's just me loving your dog.