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The Realities of Dating a Comedian on Valentine’s Day

2.15.2008

The flowers were beautiful.

The card was…well, it was a card.

24 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

Fairly Odd Mother February 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Awwww, well, at least he remembered. And, they are organic! No lead paint!

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Anonymous February 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm

I must be married to his older brother. Same sense of humor!

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Deep Fried Yankee February 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm

Wow. Organic roses! Impressive.

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Jaelithe February 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Hah! At least he didn’t write a dirty limerick.

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Laura February 15, 2008 at 3:22 pm

Lovely! Reminds me of the time my hubby gave me software for our anniversary!

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PunditMom February 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Aren’t all great poets men or women of few words?

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the mama bird diaries February 15, 2008 at 3:40 pm

I’ll take organic over a sappy sentiment any day.Gorgeous flowers.

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Tina February 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Better then nothing, which is what I got. And I had dinner at a diner while I graded quizzes.

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Jerseygirl89 February 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm

I actually like that card a lot.

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toyfoto February 15, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Dang. I think it’s really romantical.

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mothergoosemouse February 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm

The ellipsis suggests that there’s something else coming. I wonder what it is?

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Dana February 15, 2008 at 7:52 pm

I don’t even get flowers anymore. I get a simple card that says, “flowers die, but our love will last forever…”every year. same line. ugh.

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mamatulip February 15, 2008 at 8:09 pm

I got a card from my husband once that had a picture of a cartoon skunk on the front, with a little pink heart hovering above its rear end.Inside it said, “Love is in the air.”

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caramama February 15, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Those are beautiful flowers, and it’s awesome that they are organic.I’d be fine with the card, if only it was grammatically correct…

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Jill Urbane, The Mentor Mom February 15, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Is it safe to say that you didn’t have to take your flowers out of plastic wrap (ala Sam’s Club) and arrange them yourselves like some of us?

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Mom101 February 15, 2008 at 9:27 pm

Mothergoosemouse: I think what was coming…were the flowers.Caramama: I think he’d argue the grammar is what makes it funny. (Then again, I’d probably argue back.)

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NG February 16, 2008 at 12:34 am

Awesome! I would love him even more after that.

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L.A. Daddy February 16, 2008 at 7:36 pm

If you don’t stay married to him, let me know. I’ll scoop him up. He’s funny.

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Maggie, Dammit February 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I LOVE it.

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Susan C February 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Hmmmm. . . Does “organic style” mean that the roses aren’t really organic – that they just look that way? Just askin’.

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Random Chick February 18, 2008 at 3:11 am

Hey, at least you got something. I got “zippo.” Now, granted we don’t really celebrate Valentine’s day but a nice card wouldn’t have been bad.

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Staci February 19, 2008 at 5:15 am

Well — someone to laugh with is very romantic!

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Tracy February 20, 2008 at 1:19 am

That is hilarious! Feel the love!

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Izzy February 22, 2008 at 2:09 am

Oh, but they’re organic — that’s so cool!

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