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Separated at birth. No really. So close it’s uncanny.

8.22.2009

I was messing around on Bing this weekend, and after typing my name into the image search (oh admit it, you do it too) this came up:


So now you understand why I hide behind my laptop in near anonymity day in and day out.

It’s painful being so imperfect–just something I’m learning to live with.

One day at a time folks. One day at a time.

21 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

Danielle August 22, 2009 at 9:51 pm

I know! I struggle on a daily basis with overcoming my utter gorgeousness.

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Heather August 22, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Well lucky you. The only one of note who shares my name is that teacher from Long Island who slept with a student. I suppose I look better in contrast! ;-)

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pixiedreams8 August 22, 2009 at 10:21 pm

WoW! I can see why you would have to hide…It must be tough being you. Being beautiful can't be easy! ;)

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Motherhood Uncensored August 22, 2009 at 11:29 pm

And you were worried me being shredded because…

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PunditMom August 23, 2009 at 12:53 am

I'd have to hate you if I didn't love you so much!

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Momma Hunt August 23, 2009 at 12:55 am

This sounds like my best friend, who when she typed her name into Google, she came up with a porn star's website that looks somewhat like her. She is slightly panicked because she is a middle school teacher and the kids might have a field day with this

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Magpie August 23, 2009 at 12:55 am

LOL.

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Amber, The Unlikely Mama August 23, 2009 at 1:12 am

Haha, I just googled searched mine…and a TON of my own photos came up. GOD I'm stalkable :P

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justmakingourway August 23, 2009 at 1:23 am

That's some really great lighting as well! You're not only gahgeous, you have a great photographer!

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Mom101 August 23, 2009 at 2:10 am

Heather, trust me, she doesn't share my name.

It came from some lingerie blog and I honestly can't figure out what they and I could possibly have in common, unless at some point they linked to this.

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Bobbi Janay August 23, 2009 at 3:29 am

I wish when you google my name that came up.

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jackie August 23, 2009 at 7:44 am

if you've got it, flaunt it, right? that is awesome! love it. now are those a C or a D? i am just curious…

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Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels August 23, 2009 at 9:03 am

What, that's not you? Shit, it's been too long since I saw you.

;-)

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Muskrat August 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm

I google myself from time to time as well, to make sure I'm associated with one blog and not associated with another.

The pictures that come up aren't quite like this, although an interesting one of me comes up if I use google images to look for “my snuggie.”

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the new girl August 24, 2009 at 12:38 am

When I google my real married name, I come up as a PORN STAR.

So not kidding.

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Jill August 24, 2009 at 2:42 am

Well, I never noticed that it almost looks like you have a penis when I met you in person, so you have that going for you!

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Midwest Mommy August 24, 2009 at 3:30 am

lol. It reminds me of when we walked into the CK store. They had a big, huge picture of this beautiful lady in her underwear. I had just given birth to LM and was no where near or have ever been in the shape that woman was in. BG announced in the very crowded store: “Look it's mommy!” Embarrassed, I told her that was not mommy she kept insisting it was and only getting louder, lol Kids!

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Glennon August 24, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Mom 101,
Please don't use my likeness again without my permission.
Love,
Glennon

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Grizzly Kitteh August 25, 2009 at 12:07 am

“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”

:D

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Lisse August 25, 2009 at 2:30 am

My full name and the domain name that goes with it are owned by a bikini model in California.

If it throws people off the trail, so much the better. ;>

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Anonymous September 4, 2009 at 5:54 am

I hyphenated my lastname when I married, so when I google that, I get me! I'm pretty much the only human with that last name, so.

However, when I google my maiden name, all sorts of worthy women come up. Neurosurgeon and other doctors and professors. Activists for causes I would support. An athlete, a runner if i recall correctly.

It makes me feel inadequate in ways that a gorgeous model in lingerie never would. I mean, I'm cool with my size and shape and the way it's varied through the years. My husband is cool with it, and, before he came along several other men were too. So, no problem there.

BUT. I dropped out of college, generally can't committ to anything beyond a small donation (coins in a collection box small) and certainly should though never had the least interest in working out except as absolutely necessary. I don't envy the model, but I envy all these other women whose accomplishments I do beleive I could manage if I'd stayed in school.

p.s. I'm worried about my word verification: sureflu. is this a sign of what to expect soon??

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