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The way to a writer’s head is through her face

8.24.2010

Everyone at work makes fun of me for my “writing faces.” (Oh, the joy of an office with a huge glass sliding door.)

I can’t help it. When I write, I act out the words. I feel the dialogue. I internalize the stories and out it comes on my face. Whether I’m writing a blog post about my deepest darkest thoughts, dry legal disclaimers, or a headline that I’ve been told must somehow incorporate the words “absorbent,” “happy” and “life-changing.”

Here’s what you would see should you pass my office at any given moment on the way to the coffee machine.

Warning: These are actual unretouched faces. Not necessarily safe for work, pregnant women or small children who frighten easily.

That copy sucks.

That copy is awesome.

I cannot possibly think of one more synonym for “fresh.”

Wait! That could totally…nope. Nope, that’s bad. That’s not even English.

 What’s funnier? Penguins or Guinea Pigs?

Oh shoot. I forgot about ferrets. Ferrets are always funny.

How much does blogging pay again?
Wait a minute…

Oh, hey. That works.

26 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

Truthful Mommy August 24, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Love it! I make so many faces, its pretty funny when I see myself on video! Take a look for yourself http://motherhoodthetruth.blogspot.com/2010/08/truthful-mommy-goes-live.html, you look amazing compared to the crazy faces I make:) Happy Mothering!

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The Know It All Mom August 24, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Who knew ferrets were funny? I shall use that myself this week! Love the photos. I wonder what I look like lost in my own words?

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Michelle August 24, 2010 at 2:33 pm

You're always funny no matter what animals you choose.

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caramama August 24, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Ha! I love it! I'm very expressive no matter what I'm doing. My sister always made fun of the face I make when eating. Apparently, I take my food very seriously.

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Liz August 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Penguins. Definitely Penguins.

Also! Your blog is appearing lovely for me today. No more column overlap! Hooray!

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Scott August 24, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Guinea Pigs. Just look at the word. They're furry rodents we call pigs!

What could be funnier than that?

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tara August 24, 2010 at 6:15 pm

omigosh yes. who needs words anyway when we can just read your face? (i am the same. and i could never give up words.)

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Liz@thisfullhouse August 24, 2010 at 6:59 pm

My 16yo was reading over my shoulder and just said I have the same face…so, I better give it back, before I break it!!!

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Jack August 24, 2010 at 8:33 pm

You haven't lived until you have slipped a ferret inside a sleeping bag. Good for hours of entertainment.

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Jen Singer August 24, 2010 at 8:56 pm

Nothing's funnier than ferrets. Or Liz Gumbinner.

I read my copy out loud. My family finally realizes I am not talking to them.

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Alex August 24, 2010 at 9:06 pm

I loved the disclaimer :-)

I love when I finally “hit” on what you want to say and it flows out and I have the biggest geekiest smile on my face!

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Amber August 25, 2010 at 12:53 am

I think your writing faces are awesome. Seriously. They show that you're involved with what you're doing. That matters most of all, I say.

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Scary Mommy August 25, 2010 at 2:31 am

See, the expression for your last question is more like the first face for me. Someday…

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Elaine A. August 25, 2010 at 2:43 am

The third to last shot cracked me up because I just know that's how I look half the time.

But the last one is the best. :)

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Headless Mom August 25, 2010 at 2:58 am

You are so cute! And even better since I met you and can hear your voice now.

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Cajun Cowgirl August 25, 2010 at 3:13 am

I should totally film myself while writing. I wonder what I do!

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Meagan Francis August 25, 2010 at 3:52 pm

I love it. I have become aware of my own weird writing faces lately–I should videotape myself just so I can see how goofy I look. And as a magazine writer I am so with you on “fresh”–I've come to hate that word myself, because all ideas must be FRESH FRESH FRESH! (Even if it is just another way to say “walk off the weight”.)

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sarah August 25, 2010 at 4:51 pm

LOVE THIS! I do the same thing & Husband makes fun of me all. the. time. I'll be sitting on the couch, making all kinds of faces at my computer and he's just watching me like I'm a crazy person. Super!

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kelly August 25, 2010 at 6:55 pm

Ha! One of my graduate professors actually laughted at me once while I was writing an essay exam. She said I was an “animated writer”

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dusty earth mother August 26, 2010 at 3:31 am

Fabulous! What a beautiful (and expressive, of course) face. And by the way, guinea pigs. Always guinea pigs. Remember that.

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The Professional Family Manager August 26, 2010 at 4:20 am

I so love this! I, however, don't just make faces…I talk to my laptop or my paper. I'll argue with it. “Why doesn't this sentence work? How many more ways can I say this? Should I use a comma or a semi-colon? Yikes–I used that word again!!!” It drives my kids crazy. It used to drive my co-workers crazy…they'd eventually come by and close my office door on me.

I just claim I do it because I'm passionate about my work. :-)

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Backpacking Dad August 26, 2010 at 5:24 am

That was 800% adorable.

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Avitable August 26, 2010 at 6:06 am

I think you're lying. Those are totally your O faces.

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Lanita August 27, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Besides the faces…I talk to myself…and I usually answer back, plus I make a lot of hand gestures. Then sometimes, but very rarely…I cry. Typing though my tears. I am glad I write alone…at home

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Gray Matter August 31, 2010 at 1:18 am

I humbly submit to you: Puma. That's freakin' hilarious. Hope you're having loads of fresh-air, non-pregnant fun!

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Rita Arens September 9, 2010 at 8:43 pm

Love.

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