Naked baby dolls. You can’t leave them alone for even 5 minutes these days.
I blame Jersey Shore.
I swear I just found them this way.
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Hahahahaha! All boys here, so no dolls. But I always wondered what the toy dinosaurs were doing in the living room plants.
Jen Singer recently posted..Admit it: You Smack Your Kids
Ha! I took this same picture a few weeks ago when they were in a similar position but never posted it, and then when I saw them like this this morning I was going to post them, but it looks like you beat me to it.
Thus, for the first time in 10 years, you beat me to a joke!
(I’m sure my 10 readers will be disappointed)
Uh I think it was the second time. But who’s counting.
The toys in our house all look like something from the Island of Dr Moreau. My kids add bat wings and feathers and tape and bits of rope…. A little naked baby doll fun looks downright wholesome to me.
Korinthia Klein recently posted..Living Tribute
You can’t go wrong blaming the Jersey Shore.
neal recently posted..My daughter, who wishes she was a dog
That’s so not in the Bible.
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Now THAT’S funny! I woke from a short nap the other day to find all my daughter’s Barbies naked in the bubble-filled kitchen sink. Thing is, my daughter is into One Direction these days, having abandoned Barbie dolls months ago – it was my two little boys who had stripped them down and plopped them in the sink.
Tonya recently posted..Long Locks of Love
Well atleast they bathed first
HA!
Tsk tsk tsk, those dolls are clearly up to no good
Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes recently posted..Wordfull wednesday: wild berries
Do they have a future in the niche market of doll porn?
Karen recently posted..Conversations With Boy Child: Bacon
These kids. They just start younger and younger, don’t they?
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JUST the laugh that I needed to end a day of mundane, inane and frustrating. Now must go check and make sure the dolls in my house aren’t hooking up with action figures.
Laura recently posted..because you gotta feed them
They definitely are. The question is whether you’ll catch them.
Oh man, naked dolls are the creepiest. Something about that plasticy skin just bothers me.
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Well…for me it wouldn’t be that much of a problem finding 2 naked dolls hugging each other in my son’s room. But then again it’s two naked girls at the time and he is only three years old
Naked dolls are just so creepy. This is what the Jersey show is doing, huh!
How happy I don’t find dolls in that kind of positions in my son’s bedroom
On other hand though – he spends all time with tv and console, it’s so hard to get children out these days…