Mom 101’s Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

(With apologies to Al Jaffee who did it first and did it best.)

So, did you bring the rain with you to LA? Ha ha ha ha ha…

-Rain? Why yes I did. I had some extra room in my suitcase and thought, hm, rain or my fun fur

-Rain? Of course I brought the rain. My favorite pastime is watching LA drivers “test their brakes” every ten feet or so; particularly the ones I’m driving directly behind.

-Rain? Yeah, sorry about that. But sunshine will kill me. I’m sure you understand.

-Rain? Damn, you found me out. It’s all part of Jonathan and my grand scheme to make frizz the next big thing.

-Rain? Well to be honest I found your LA rain a bit…well, trampy. So I had some more sophisticated rain brought in from New York. You don’t mind, do you?

-Rain? Crap, I ordered locusts. I knew that website seemed sketchy.

-Rain? You mean…that’s not God crying because of something I did? I’m going to kill my brother.

-No habla Inglese.

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