Recently I received a pitch for a fledgling TV series that teaches children “how to achieve success in life and business.”

Because I know when I was 8 years old, my utmost concern was achieving business success. Also, my mother accidentally forgetting to cut the crusts off my peanut butter sandwich, which may actually have been my utmost utmost concern. But business success? A close second.

And now, we commence waiting for the hail and locusts to come down and destroy us all. Park Slope, first. Continue reading →