BlogHer Conference blogging officially begins Thursday. Fair warning: There will be shameless name-dropping, gratuitous photos of favorite online writers, references to alcohol and Amy Sedaris (maybe together?), and gossip.

Definitely gossip.

Because you want to know about me in 10 seconds? I always have a camera on me. And I’m not afraid to use it.

The croc-slandering Motherhood Uncensored:
CAUGHT SHOPPING FOR CROCS

Respectable academic Her Bad Mother:
CAUGHT THROWING HERSELF AT 80s ROCK ICON DEE SNYDER

Devoted Jesus-loving wife and mother Yvonne:
CAUGHT EXHIBITING LESBIAN TENDENCIES

What else can I tell you about me that I haven’t already on Mom101?

-I hate diet soda.
-I am hunky dory with ads on blogs as a rule, and you’re welcome to fight me on it at my panel on the Art+Commerce of Blogging Saturday at 2:45 which, hilariously, is sponsored by PR firm Edelman. Why not!
-If I have a glass of wine in my hand, I am likely talking too much.
-For those participating in the Great BlogHer Photo Scavenger Hunt my shoe size is 6.5, my name is Liz, and I will in fact be nursing when I’m not pawning the baby off on my mother.
-Yes, my mother is coming.
-You will like my mother better than me.

-Also, I can’t do anything in 10 seconds where writing is concerned. I’m hopelessly verbose.