1. It’s just weird.
2. No one thinks it’s as hilarious as you both think it is. (With a few exceptions in our extended family.)
3. Me saying no is good practice for the other naked body parts I will never ever let you put on your own phones. Should you be allowed to have phones. When you’re 35. And Snapchat has long since been deemed illegal.
4. Because I’m the mom, that’s why.
