Fair trade?

Nate: Please take the dog out?

Me: No way! It’s so late.

Nate: Oh come on. I’m tired and I’m sore and I’m sunburnt and my muscles hurt and I have allergies…

Me: Okay, fine. Fine. But you owe me one.

(Nate farts)

Nate: There. Now we’re even.

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