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from: mom101
subject: The Most Popular Penis Names of 2005 as Released by the Social Security Administration
Fred
Wayne
Armande
Big Guy
Joe-Bob
Fast Eddie
Rico
King Ralph
Anthony Jr.
You Old So-and-So
to: mom101
from: lists@mcsweeneys.net
re: your submission
Liz, I’m passing on this one. But thanks for the read.
Best,
Benjamin.