Last Night’s Pregnancy Sex Dream Guest Star Was…

Danny Bonaduce!

I will say, he wasn’t half bad. Although he did try to inject me with steroids afterwards, which was kind of scary, what with me being pregnant and all.


68 thoughts on “Last Night’s Pregnancy Sex Dream Guest Star Was…”

  1. And did he extinguish his cigarette on his tongue as his magic trick for you? Danny Bonaduce definitely tops all prego sex dreams I’ve heard before.

  2. Oh, I am due two days before you and I am having these every night. Up until last night, they have all featured my husband. Last night though, it was Jim from The Office.

  3. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW… Damn those hormones.I had a threesome the other night. Two hot guys and me. Go figure. I don’t have the heart to tell the hubby about it, since he can’t figure out why morning sickness hits me at night, too. Poor guy.

  4. Not the Dooch! Oh man, I met in L.A. once. He is a truly weird dude. I wouldn’t put that whole injecting steroids thing past him.

  5. Well, at least he’s a doctor. That’ll play well with the parents when you bring him home.

  6. Granted, I’m not the target audience for Bonaduce sex, but I’d consider psychiatric care after that dream. Sincerely,Croutonboy – TaShoDa(UsSo)Mo dropout

  7. I’m not sure what’s scarier — my post today – or this.Particularly the crop top.

  8. I second the EEEEWWWW! If David Cassidy or Susan Dey crop up in your dreams in the next few days, maybe you’re just channeling The Partridge Family!

  9. Did anyone see him get murdered on CSI a few weeks ago? It was the best acting I’ve ever seen him do.

  10. what woman can resist a crop top like that? it takes a real man to feel secure in such a garment. and a redhead, of course.

  11. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Those pregnancy hormones are making you crazy lady. Maybe there was no one else around in your dream? You have to have sex with someone after all!

  12. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Was there no one else around in your dream to have sex with? If so, I can understand your desperation. You have to have sex with someone after all.

  13. Ummmm……weeeeellll……..hmmmmmmm…….Sorry, no words for this one!

  14. *snort*My Pregnancy Sex Dream Guest Star with Julia was Danny DeVito.Yeah. Hott.

  15. Whoa….that’s kind of…odd. But it was a dream, so at least you had no control over it.I’ve always found David Cassidy to be hot. I’m weird like that.

  16. Eek! Whenever someone like that enters into my scary pregnancy sex dreams, I feel so dirty when I wake up. I know that’s stupid – I mean, it’s not like I had any choice. But still, can’t shake that feeling of shame.

  17. Words cannot describe the look on my face right now. That might be worse than the sciatic nerve issues I had during my pregnancy.

  18. Ewwwww, girl you really need to watch some TV with hot guys before you go to bed. The steriod injection is probably right on for him.

  19. Of the two injections Danny Bonaduce gave you last night, I’d have to say I’d be more scared of the first one. *twitch twitch*

  20. i’ll match the ‘ewwww’ and raise you an ‘ugh.’ WTH? is this normal? i’m so sorry! well, unless you had fun, then hey, whatever floats your boat.

  21. I bet he DID inject you, girrrrrrrl.P.S. Your sex-slave works out at my gym. You should see him do his squats in the stretch room. So hot.(P.S. That was me above.)

  22. Was he wearing the stethoscope in your dream? And the middy T-shirt? (I’m mildly jealous of heather, who dreamed about Jim from The Office.)

  23. Oh, my! Did you have some pet names for him that you wispered in his ear? Like…”Come here, you little Duce! Show Mama that little Bon-Bon!!”Was it little? Maybe I’m just assuming!Hee-hee!

  24. Ooooh, that’s bad. It’s the weirdest thing – I’m not even preggy and in the last couple of months I have woken up mid-sex-dream AND MID-ORGASM!!! It’s like a girl-version of a wet dream or something. You’d think I was 13…

  25. Okay, from now on, you are only allowed to watch Grey’s Anatomy on Thursday nights. Got it? Let’s work hard for a little McDreamy action, okay?

  26. Eeeek! WIth having dreams about dudes like that? That would be enough birth control for like 5 years!

  27. He’s funny that way…with the steroids and all. Be glad he didn’t try to sing, “I Think I Love You” to your belly.

  28. Oh boy. Well, I’d say that would be more of a nightmare than a dream!

  29. I only hope he was wearing that shirt when it happened. Because that is H-O-T. And I guess he listened to the baby’s heartbeat afterward with that stethoscope.

  30. um, whoa. the stuff of nightmares, at least for me. although if he’d keep his mouth shut his abs are rather nice.

  31. I think I love you but what am i so afraid of i’m afraid that I’m not sure of of a love there is no cure for….i think I love you…Oh sorry, got lost in a partridge family time warp there…

  32. Why am I incessantly on the opposite side of the fence as the rest of the blogosphere? I must be the only one who thinks Bonaduce is sexy. He got a show on Sirius Satellite Radio and I’m all atwitter with anticipation. Come on, you half shirted medicine man–give me the cure! No, this is not a joke.

  33. I will be anonymous today due to my 6 week pregnant status confession. (You sorta know me from the online world.)I had an intense sex dream last week about Alec Baldwin. Some might think 30 Rock. Some might think SNL. Some, with toddler boys, might think of the voice that narrates Thomas the Tank videos. Anyhow, I woke up, and thought of you. Is that weirder than thinking of Alec Baldwin?

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