When white girls rap

Our refrigerator is the proud new owner of this original rap.

Lyrics ©Thalia 2013. Surgical tape, © Johnson + Johnson

thalias rap

Transcription (with minor spelling edits by anal writer mother):

I really love to sing/ but it’s really tiring/ cause I always lose my ring/ and there’s a sound that goes like ding/ when I try to sing/ people interrupt me with a ding/ and that’s why it’s tiring/and also annoying/because of the ring…

and the interrupting.


Yo, don’t mess with a seven-year-old when she’s trying to sing! It’s annoying. Also, she might surgical tape you to the wall.

East coast!



7 thoughts on “When white girls rap”

    1. I’m just hoping the ding is a reference to the kitchen timer? Something? Just not a ding in her head.

    1. I’ll take it!

      I’m not cool enough to even get that reference, so I’ll have to trust you.

  1. I love how “interrupting” warranted another piece of paper. And another piece of surgical tape.

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