Our refrigerator is the proud new owner of this original rap.
Lyrics ©Thalia 2013. Surgical tape, © Johnson + Johnson
Transcription (with minor spelling edits by anal writer mother):
I really love to sing/ but it’s really tiring/ cause I always lose my ring/ and there’s a sound that goes like ding/ when I try to sing/ people interrupt me with a ding/ and that’s why it’s tiring/and also annoying/because of the ring…
and the interrupting.
Yo, don’t mess with a seven-year-old when she’s trying to sing! It’s annoying. Also, she might surgical tape you to the wall.